I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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