Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I want her autograph on my taint
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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