Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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