no you cant smoke seaweed
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He better not be in your backpack
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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