Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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