found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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