Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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