: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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