Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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