You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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