What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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