physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fuck appropriateness.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
