Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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