I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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