his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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