How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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