Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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