im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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