508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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