we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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