were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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