Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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