I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
