I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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