Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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