I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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