you didnt know i had herpes?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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