Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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