More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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