I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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