Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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