so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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