tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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