So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
