it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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