no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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