You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
