The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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