Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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