All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I cannot find my penis.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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