Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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