His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You pole danced in your parka.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You were trust falling into bushes
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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