so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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