Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i came on her dog
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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