i need an iv and a liver transplant
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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