What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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