was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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