So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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