Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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