She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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