apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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